Tank Top — "3 Facts About Me: I Don't Like Violence, I Have a Small Penis, I Lie a Lot" Graphic
XS / Black
$27.99
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A lightweight tank designed for bold, irreverent personalities who wear humor like armor. Soft, breathable fabric and a retail fit keep movement easy while the cheeky, high-contrast graphic makes a clear statement. Wear it to backyard barbecues, late-night runs, or layered under an open shirt — it settles into active, social days and casual nights with a relaxed, lived-in feel. The design reads like a punchline on the chest; it’s confident, a little brash, and built to start conversations without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft hand-feel (fiber content varies by color)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with retail fit and true-to-size sizing
- Side seams and self-fabric binding for shape retention and clean edges
- Tear-away label for comfort and easy rebranding
- Meets flammability requirements; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Tank Top — "3 Facts About Me: I Don't Like Violence, I Have a Small Penis, I Lie a Lot" Graphic
$27.99
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft hand-feel (fiber content varies by color)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with retail fit and true-to-size sizing
- Side seams and self-fabric binding for shape retention and clean edges
- Tear-away label for comfort and easy rebranding
- Meets flammability requirements; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean